So what about our ice caps? Well, forget the South Pole and the North Pole (with apologies to Santa Clause), the planet is surrounded entirely by a wall of ice. Flat Earth Society: “Antarctica is all around us” We told you, things were about to get wild. This idea also involves the Earth being “ diamond-shaped“, and resting on seven immovable pillars. A recent Flat Earth Conference in the UK heard that there are four-dimensional walls across each side of the planet, and when people pass through them, they are transported to the other side of the world: Like in the video game, Pac-Man. Others have identified Earth as being a “snowglobe” shape – flat on the bottom, but with an atmosphere and a sky that curves round like a semi-circle. The sun stays in position, with the moon making its way from side-to-side. Okay, so if we’re not round, what are we? Some members theorise that we are on a rotating disc and that we spin in the same way a record or CD would. Here’s what else the group are saying… Five other weird flat earth theories: Earth is something between a disc and a snowglobe We’ve only just scratched the surface with this one. Allegedly, Australia is “just a cover-up” as Britain never actually took their criminals there. When you fly to Australia, you’re actually being taken to different islands near “South America”. Apparently, all Australians are “computer generated” or “actors”.

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